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Avui hem tornat a comen\u00e7ar amb el Taller d’Escriptura<\/a>. En una sessi\u00f3 que tenia tot per ser poc productiva, hem fet un petit exercici i a mi m’ha sortit aix\u00f2:<\/em><\/p>\n

Em vaig llevar. Era nit ja feia molt. Quan vaig dormir el sol encara brillava i ara em desperto vora l’aigua. L’extraterrestre em mira i toca la guitarra. Canta en llengua estranya, per\u00f2 de sonoritat agradable. Sembla un bon paio. M’incorporo i li somric. Ell tamb\u00e9 em somriu, o aix\u00f2 sembla. Les antenes fan un moviment c\u00f2mplice i llavors penso en tu quan aixeques les celles i fas aquella cara que em fa pessigolles. Penso tamb\u00e9 en el dia que, obrint la bossa, vas trobar un plat robat sense voler al bar de la cantonada. Et senties una extraterrestre; ni que fos un platet volador! Per\u00f2 tu no ets verda i, a pesar d’aix\u00f2, quan m’aixeco vora l’aigua i aquell \u00e9sser simp\u00e0tic em mira, guitarra en m\u00e0, nom\u00e9s recordo aquella cara teva que em fa pessigolles.<\/p>\n

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P.S.: i amb aquesta entrada desapareix, finalment, de la p\u00e0gina inicial el v\u00eddeo de Snuggie<\/a> amb el seu remale\u00eft anunci que comen\u00e7ava autom\u00e0ticament.<\/h6>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Avui hem tornat a comen\u00e7ar amb el Taller d’Escriptura. En una sessi\u00f3 que tenia tot per ser poc productiva, hem fet un petit exercici i a mi m’ha sortit aix\u00f2: Em vaig llevar. Era nit ja feia molt. Quan vaig dormir el sol encara brillava i ara em desperto vora l’aigua. L’extraterrestre em mira i … <\/p>\n

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