{"id":28,"date":"2009-01-06T18:57:11","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T17:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emdicjoao.wordpress.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2009-01-06T18:57:11","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T17:57:11","slug":"dels-anuncis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emdicjoao.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Dels anuncis"},"content":{"rendered":"

L’altre dia, malalt, sol a casa i amb una tassa calentona de llet amb mel i canyella, em vaig decidir per estirar-me a veure la tele. Feien un programa de zapping<\/em>, les mateixes xorrades de sempre. El que em va sorprendre van ser els anuncis. Un ter\u00e7 dels anuncis era de medicaments per els s\u00edmptomes del refredat (dels quals en aquell moment desitjava desesperadament desfer-me). Els altres dos ter\u00e7os eren anuncis de perfums i col\u00f2nies, f\u00e0cilment reconeixibles per el so de cl\u00e0ssics del jazz i l’est\u00e8tica extremadament cool<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Vaig arribar a una s\u00e8rie de conclusions:<\/p>\n

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  1. A l’hivern la gent es refreda.<\/li>\n
  2. Com ja ho tenim tot, la gent no sap que regalar i sempre acaba per fer regals innecessaris com perfums i col\u00f2nies.<\/li>\n
  3. Si estem refredats i amb el nas tapat, no podem olorar aquests fant\u00e0stics regals, cosa que els fa perdre sentit.<\/li>\n
  4. Per vendre perfums, que sembla l’\u00fanic anunciable en aquestes dates, la gent no pot estar refredada i, per tant, han de tenir medicaments que, com a m\u00ednim, les permeti olorar-los.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Potser \u00e9s simplement que necessito veure la tele m\u00e9s sovint. O que he de seguir sense fer-ho gaire.<\/p>\n

    Bon dia de reis…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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    Continua llegint \u00abDels anuncis\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nDels anuncis - Em dic Jo\u00e3o<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.emdicjoao.com\/?p=28\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ca_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dels anuncis - Em dic Jo\u00e3o\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"L’altre dia, malalt, sol a casa i amb una tassa calentona de llet amb mel i canyella, em vaig decidir per estirar-me a veure la tele. 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