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Disculpeu que em posi massa personal.\u00a0Quan tenia set anys li vaig demanar a ma mare un germ\u00e0. Ho vaig fer amb una carta “an\u00f2nima” enviada d’amagat a la seva feina, perqu\u00e8 li sentia explicar hist\u00f2ries de cartes i bromes amb el carter. Em va regalar un gat. Aix\u00ed, resolutiva. Li vam posar Pororoca perqu\u00e8 d’entrada no ten\u00edem clar si era mascle o femella i el nom li quedava b\u00e9. \u00c9s el lloc on\u00a0el riu Negre desemboca a l’Amazones i durant quil\u00f2metres el riu avan\u00e7a amb aigua fosca en una vora i clara a l’altra. El gat, siam\u00e8s, era blanqu\u00edssim, amb les potes, les orelles i la cua negra. La veterin\u00e0ria va posar a la seva fitxa que el gat era gris, cosa que va irritar al meu pare. Amb els anys vam veure que tenia ra\u00f3, que les canes dels siamesos s\u00f3n fosques.<\/p>\n

Durant la meva inf\u00e0ncia li vaig donar tardes de fatiga al gat, que es deixava fer. Ja a la seva primera setmana va haver-hi un dia que el vaig cansar tant que ma mare es pensava que l’havia mort. Ell a mi a l’adolesc\u00e8ncia em va donar una al\u00e8rgia, que diu el metge que se’m va desenvolupar per conviure-hi. “No cal que et desfacis del gat, per\u00f2 ser\u00e0 millor que no en tinguis un altre”. Nom\u00e9s faltaria. El gat, nascut a Bras\u00edlia \u2013com jo\u2013 va ser arrossegat fins a Barcelona \u2013com jo. La veterin\u00e0ria ens va dir que si no el port\u00e0vem amb nosaltres podria literalment morir-se de pena. A difer\u00e8ncia de mi, per\u00f2, el gat va tornar a creuar l’Atl\u00e0ntic per viure una jubilaci\u00f3 daurada a Rio.\u00a0S’aprofitava de l’aire acondicionat i, quan podia, s’enfilava a la finestra per veure qu\u00e8 hi havia al carrer.<\/p>\n

Com tots els gats, ha estat gandul i pijo. I, suposo que com tots, no t’esperes la pena que fa quan se’n va. Una vida ben viscuda. Qui fos gat\u2026<\/p>\n

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Disculpeu que em posi massa personal.\u00a0Quan tenia set anys li vaig demanar a ma mare un germ\u00e0. Ho vaig fer amb una carta “an\u00f2nima” enviada d’amagat a la seva feina, perqu\u00e8 li sentia explicar hist\u00f2ries de cartes i bromes amb el carter. Em va regalar un gat. Aix\u00ed, resolutiva. Li vam posar Pororoca perqu\u00e8 d’entrada … <\/p>\n

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